Katie’s Gorgeous Lumps & Bumps …. ! And One Or Two Of Her Friends ………….

Well, guys I thought I’d take the opportunity to introduce to you a British import, to your very shores. It’s pinup model , actress and reality star Katie Price ‘aka’ “Jordan”. This rather voluptuous young thing would rather be known for obvious her talents. Unlike that however , of ‘Posh Spice’ , known to you as Victoria Beckham, the wife of British soccer star, David Beckham.

Katie  Price the  voluptuous one  .  Somehow  I don't  think  that she's missing  anything .  Do you  think  so ?
Katie Price the voluptuous one . Somehow I don't think that she's missing anything . Do you think so ?

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Never let it be said that she doesn’t know how to please even the most discerning of her male fans for one moment. She knows what she’s got and how to flaunt it all. Wouldn’t you agree ?

That's  'two  thumbs  up' from  Katie aka 'Jordan'.  For which I totally  concur with  her actions  as they're worth  the two  thumbs   up  !
That's 'two thumbs up' from Katie aka 'Jordan'. For which I totally concur with her actions as they're worth the two thumbs up !

I trust that you’ve got a tight grip on something at least ? If not then I’m sorry !

Katie  has everything  so  delicately  covered  and why not ?
Katie has everything so delicately covered and why not ?

And who’s Katie’s friend you might be asking ? Well, it’s Antipodean , Holly Valance, from New Zealand. This nubile young thing, is an actress , singer and former star on the ‘soaps’ in her native country. But now Valance calls ‘home’ , where she primarily resides, as-Australia.And much like another major star from Australia, in the guise of Kylie Minogue. Holly is hoping to take the US by storm, as she’s already got a sizable following in the UK, across Europe and the Pacific basin.

So would you like to see some more of Katie before we move on to Holly ? Was that an emphatic yes , I hear ? Well, without much further ado, here’s the delectable Katie aka ‘Jordan’.

Nothing like a sexy looking  female  dressed in  black  sexy  underwear  to get the  'boner'  all  throbbing  and  ready  to  explode.
Nothing like a sexy looking female dressed in black sexy underwear to get the 'boner' all throbbing and ready to explode.

My. oh my, Katie, what ‘big headlights’ you’ve got ? All the more to make your most discerning male fans all the more happy.

More is  most certainly not necessarily less, as it's  all good !
More is most certainly not necessarily less, as it's all good !

Don’t worry , I assure you that Holly will be along soon.

No matter what the ever changing appearance of 'Jordan' always seems to  look  good
No matter what the ever changing appearance of 'Jordan' always seems to look good

Never, I repeat never, look a gift horse in the mouth. As you may well be aware the people of ‘Troy’ suffered that devastating loss to the Greeks. And what Katie is offering oughtn’t to be refused .

OK, so here’s Holly. Read ’em and weep , read ’em and weep.

Looking  good in the neighborhood , Holly  !
Looking good in the neighborhood , Holly !

Life is a wonderful thing isn’t it ? All one has to do, is to appreciate it and be true to one’s self, that’s all.

Here she performs one of her ‘hits’ ‘Tuck Your Shirt In’. And yes, I might just do that, in order to appreciate what she’s saying. Either that or I’ll leave it out.

Oh my Lord , what am  I to  do at this  juncture ? Oh yes Holly, I can  really  appreciate how  hot  it  is  !
Oh my Lord , what am I to do at this juncture ? Oh yes Holly, I can really appreciate how hot it is !

Splish, splash and here she’s taking a nice long hose shower. Nothing wrong with that , is there ?

High heels and aiming  to  please , that's   our  Holly, alright.
High heels and aiming to please, that's our Holly, alright.

High heels and aiming to please, that’s our Holly, alright.

Poolside with Holly, somehow I think that there's a lesson to be learned here.  What do you think ?  copyrighted material  Image Corbis / Marc Baptiste @ All rights reserved
Poolside with Holly, somehow I think that there's a lesson to be learned here. What do you think ? copyrighted material Image Corbis / Marc Baptiste @ All rights reserved

Poolside with Holly, somehow I think that there’s a lesson to be learned here. What do you think ?

She just  simply  looks  good  doesn't she ?
She just simply looks good doesn't she ?

She simply just looks good doesn’t she ? That’s the little Antipodean minx, Holly Valance.

Nothing can now be left to the imagination  after witnessing this  shot, wouldn't  you say ?
Nothing can now be left to the imagination after witnessing this shot, wouldn't you say ?

Nothing now can be left to the imagination when looking at this particular shot, wouldn’t you say ?

Now that’s not all folks, as I’ve one other beauty that I’d like to add to this collection. And that’s not all, as I’m about to add one last name to this list of beautiful women. And that’s, Stacey Dash, of ‘Clueless’ fame. A movie, in which she co-starred alongside, Alicia Silverstone.


My buddy,Chris, who some of you may, or may not know but who has a terrific blog site by the name of sportschump.net . Well, he and I have always opined upon the beauty of Dash . And it’s my belief that she’s comparable to the likes of Halle Berry and Sanaa Lathan ! Let me know what you think ?

The as always,  delectable  Stacey Dash !
The as always, delectable Stacey Dash !

The as always, delectable Stacey Dash !

Life has never looked   this good  at forty .
Life has never looked this good at forty.


She’s just simply one of the best looking forty year old’s out there at present. If anything she looks a great deal better than females half her age and then some !

No bedtime  for Bonzo , here !  Stacey  wants a real  man.
No bedtime for Bonzo, here ! Stacey wants a real man.

No bedtime for Bonzo, here ! Stacey wants a real man.

There will always  be a  'touch  of class' concerning  Stacey Dash  in  more ways  than  one.
There will always be a 'touch of class' concerning Stacey Dash in more ways than one.

Bedtime might just be the right time and that time is Stacey’s to do with, as she pleases.

Yeah she's got back and she can shake it from side to side, as well.

Yeah she’s got back and she can shake it from side to side, as well.

This might be the only time I’d be prepared to listen to Michael Jackson , as a song of his actually plays, considering the content matter, herein !

Well, alas my friends as it’s time for me to go. Hopefully you’ll part-take of this menage’ and by all means do leave comment. Be it good, bad or indifferent , as all points of view are welcomed. So take care just keep on, keepin’ on. Afterall, this is just the blogo-sphere and we just happen to be living the good life within it. Well, at least I’d to think we are ! How ’bout you ?

7 thoughts on “Katie’s Gorgeous Lumps & Bumps …. ! And One Or Two Of Her Friends ………….

    1. aero

      I do this all because some of my most devoted and discerning readers are surely deserving of some form respite throughout a dreary week .

      Thanks as always, as it’s most definitely appreciated ! Your continued support, that is !

      Alan Parkins

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  1. And for those of you who’ve been shielded by living in a plastic bubble isolated from the outside world of the print and visual media. Here’s a hint as to the looks of both Halle Berry and Sanaa Lathan.

    God knows I love a woman’s breasts , as what’s not to like ? Hey, Clay Aiken, I’m sorry about that jab ! No regrets , eh ?

    Not wanting to offend those on the ‘puritanical right’ , I made sure that Halle had some pasties added on to her fine and delicate features . Hopefully you won’t mind, at all ?

    And here’s to Sanaa, she’s so hot, that she could melt butter without even touching it !

    Alan Parkins

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  2. Chris Humpherys

    I’m pretty much sure that if he hasn’t, he soon will ! You can’t keep a horn dog like Tiger down for too long. Why doesn’t he just freely admit he’s got a sexual addiction and seek therapy ? The public would probably be to an extent understanding even it sounded somewhat implausible to begin with.

    Alan Parkins

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