Here’s to Gianna Michaels !

Here’s to Gianna Michaels !

by tophatal

Like any unabashed heterosexual male I find nothing wrong in taking a look at the voluptuous female form ! And undoubtedly adult entertainer Gianna Michaels is one female who has a unique gift , that she’s not afraid to exhibit to her fans and the world . So fall sense and purpose do admire the galleries shown below .

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What’s Happening ? Nuthin’ ! Hotties Are Needed !

What’s Happening ? Nuthin’ ! Hotties Are Needed !

Well there’s not much on the sports horizon to be overly enamored with at present . Both the NBA and NFL lockouts continue apace with no real clear sign that either side is about to reach an accord anytime soon. At the same we have the usual cabal of analysts and reporters providing us with the customary verbiage that has about as much rhyme or reason as fecal matter being thrown up against a wall and being described as modern contemporary art . ‘nough said !

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The MLB mid season showcase event the All Star Game continues with the game tonight itself at Chase Field in Phoenix , Arizona . There has been little any discord with regard to protests in opposition to the state’s immigration bill . At the same time we now have the about face shown by slugger Adrian Gonzalez , which once again shows why it’s best not lot take any notice of an athlete when they seek to make some sort of social statement . Gonzalez simply does himself a disservice and shows his complete stupidity to begin with concerning his original remarks about Arizona’s immigration bill.

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Lucy Pinder , model and reality tv star in Europe

Well from my own standpoint with there being so little to be really upbeat about when it comes to the world of sports at present . I can’t get into the Women’s World Cup albeit that the hound in me would like to lay the wood to team USA goal-keeper Hope Solo ! Move over Brandi Chastain Hope Solo’s rack and bod’ is far hotter than yours by a damn wide margin !

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So guys indulge me if you can while I simply drop a few tidbits of voluptuous females your way merely to brighten up the day ! If it’s not to your liking then so be it but if it’s something that you’re OK with then by all means do leave a comment .

Alan aka tophatal …………. https://tophatal.wordpress.com

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(1) FILE – This April 13, 2011, file photo shows Minnesota Timberwolves head coach Kurt Rambis during the first half of an NBA basketball game against the Houston Rockets, in Minneapolis. The Timberwolves have fired Rambis after two seasons on the job. A person with knowledge of the decision told The Associated Press on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, that Rambis has been fired. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the decision has not been announced by the team. Does anyone actually believe that there’s any common sense to be found within the entire front office of the Timberwolves at present ? Certainly the blame doesn’t rest solely with Kurt Rambis but also with owner Glen Taylor and GM David Kahn . AP Photo/Jim Mone …..

(2) PHOENIX, AZ – JULY 11: American League All-Star Adrian Gonzalez (28) of the Boston Red Sox participates in the final round of the 2011 State Farm Home Run Derby at Chase Field on July 11, 2011 in Phoenix, Arizona. Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images ….

(3) FILE – This Feb. 5, 2011, file photo shows members of the NFL Football Hall of Fame 2011 class, from left, Marshall Faulk, Shannon Sharpe and Deion Sanders, being interviewed following the announcement, in Dallas. Shannon Sharpe has chosen his older brother, former star receiver Sterling Sharpe, as his presenter when he is enshrined into the Pro Football Hall of Fame next month. The Hall announced the presenters for the Aug. 6 ceremony on Monday, July 11, 2011. AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez …..

(4) Hope Solo of the U.S. attends a training session ahead of the Women’s World Cup semi-final match against France in Moenchengladbach July 12, 2011. REUTERS/Ina Fassbender -GERMANY – Tags: SPORT SOCCER WORLD CUP

(5) Team USA goal keeper Hope Solo holds aloft the national flag. Imagine her naked with nothing but the flag adorning her body ? Nice !

(6) Elisha Cuthbert and Mila Kunis . Cuthbert is best best remembered from season’s 1&2 of Fox’s action drama “24” . Kunis also a Fox alumni is best remembered for her role as Jackie Burkhardt from their comedy ” That 70’s Show”. But she’s grown as can be attested to in her girl on girl lesbian scene opposite Natalie Portman in the Oscar nominated movie ” Black Swan” . courtesy of Maxim Magazine …….

(7) Stacey Dash now on the north side of forty and still lookin’ friggin’ hot !

(8) Olivia Wilde . Seen in Fox’s medical drama “House” and the Disney blockbuster hit Tron Legacy” and soon to be seen in Jon Favreau’s Western sci fi drama “Cowboys & Aliens” . Courtesy of GQ Magazine . ….

(9) How ’bout having Esther Baxter slide up and down your pole ? Not such a bad thing eh ? Courtesy of Covergirl Magazine.

(10) Get crunk’d because I’m prescribing some Ashley Logan . God damn !

(11) Jessica Acevedo aka Jessica Rabbit also a doyenne and staple of the hip hop video world .

(12) There’s a reason why Denise Milani’s goodies need to be kept close together !

(13) UK newspaper tabloid model Rhian Sugden .

(14) Lucy Pinder , model and reality tv star in Europe .
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Big Al’s Gone Big Pimpin’

Big Al’s Gone Big Pimpin’ ……

Well guys for the next few weeks (two at best quite possibly three) I’ll be inundated with work as I’ve been asked to assist and participate in a multi office task . When there’s a call to arms and money to be made then there’s nothing else to be said ! I will however try to still contribute pieces over the ensuing weeks as and when I can . In the meantime as I such I’ll provide you to links of sites where I’ve found the pieces to be insightful and at times thought provoking . The contributors in question are some of the most interesting bloggers around . They’re informative , funny and irreverent when they need to be but at the same time they can be serious as and when needed. So without much ado simply click on the links provided below to read.

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Doin-Work.com http://doin-work.com

Thewifehatessports.com http://thewifehatessports.com

Sportschump.net http://sportschump.net

2oldformaxim.wordpress.com http://2oldformaxim.wordpress.com

bomberbanter.com http://bomberbanter.com

joshqpublic.com http://joshqpublic.com

firstorderhistorians.wordpress.com http://firstorderhistorians.wordpress.com

defutebol.net http://defutebol.net

chrisross91.wordpress.com http://chrisross91.wordpress.com

thejamminjabber.com ….. http://thejamminjabber.com

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However if there’s any of my work you’d like to review from my other sites then click on any of the following : All are under the tophatal moniker . So check out the different categories and chime in with a comment as you see fit.

tophatal.wordpress.com https://tophatal.wordpress.com

http://abritshman.wordpress.com

http//theoraclesays.wordpress.com

http://tophatal1.wordpress.com

http://thatmanal.wordpress.com

http://topsplace.wordpress.com

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Anyone for tennis ? Here’s Ali Milan and I don’t think that she minds whose balls are in court !

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Jay Z ….. feat’g UGK …… ‘Big Pimpin’

Winding Down Or Winding Up As The Case Maybe

Winding Down Or Winding Up As The Case Maybe

Like me I suppose for the rest of you the topic and I do mean topic of conversation in the sports world may well have rested on LeBron James’ announcement that he was leaving Cleveland to resume his NBA career in Miami with the Miami Heat . Glasses were raised on South Beach while the once loyal fans of James in Cleveland showed their “disdain” for the player by burning his jersey replicas and whatever else they had in their possession associated with player. Not to be outdone Cavaliers’ owner Dan Gilbert had a scalding reprimand for the player and essentially called him a coward.

Now far be it for me to show no real concern over this but once ESPN and their reporter Jim Gray chose to bilk this story for far more than it was worth , I essentially became tired of the story and of James the self appointed ” King” without a kingdom . Now don’t get me wrong with James now joining the Heat along also the recently acquired Chris Bosh to play with Dwyane Wade . This has now in essence made the Heat the presumptive favorites in the Eastern Conference and a legitimate challenger to the Los Angeles Lakers and the defense of their NBA title .

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Now while all of this has come into play perhaps the two proudest and most certainly the happiest are Heat team President Pat Riley and the team’s multi-billionaire owner Micky Arison who also happens to be the owner of Carnival Cruise Lines . My concern now has to be for the Heat’s coach Erik Spoelstra , given the fact that Riley engineered this coup-d’etat with little or no input from his coach. And with that in mind I wonder if Spoelstra will go now the same way of his predecessor Stan Van Gundy ? We all know that Van Gundy was relieved of his position so that Riley could make a quick exit from his executive position to take charge of the team win an a title and then relinquish the coach’s position and make a quick return back to his executive duties. Could this once again happen given the fact that the Heat now has Bosh , James and Wade all on the same team and with the lure there for Riley to return to the fray of coaching ? If I were Spoelstra at this juncture I’d be deeply concerned and looking over my shoulder with each passing second to see if Riley were there and whether or not he had a dagger in his hand !

Now while this has been going on the African continent and the country of South Africa has been hosting the World Cup. Outside the Summer Olympics this might just be the most watched sporting event and spectacle on the planet. FIFA President Joseph (“Sepp”) Blatter says that he expects as many as 700 million viewers worldwide to tune in and watch the finals itself. It has now all come down to this with the 64th and final game of the competition between Spain and the Netherlands . And though Spain would prevail as the 1-0 victors from a goal scored by Andres Iniesta in overtime , the game itself was something of a monotonous bore. With each team failing to convert a number of chances during regulatory play. As to what this might suggest to the first time observer of the sport I’ll leave that up to you to decide !

The most recent edition of FHM an adult oriented male magazine dealing in a wide range of topics issued their list of the “100 Sexiest Women In The World” and specifically dealt with their final top ten . Nothing wrong in that by my way of thinking but then again not all heterosexual males might well feel happy with FHM’s findings and their end result. Much like Maxim Magazine has its own list of their Top 100 Most Desirable Females , I for one feel that it’s something of a trade off in order to create some hype and controversy between the two publications on their observations and then leaving it for their patrons to continue to argue over or discuss !

And amongst FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women (2010) they have Desire Siahaan , Freida Pinto , Megan Fox and slew of bodacious looking females that would be enough to make a guy salivate and drool like a newborn child . But then again what grown man doesn’t when looking at a voluptuous and beautiful female ? My own thoughts on the matter goes with the old saying ………..”beauty is in the eye of the beholder” .

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NB: Click on the link provided to view the list of FHM’s Sexiest Women In The World For 2010 . You will most certainly enjoy this pictorial . And that I can assure you will be the least of your concerns !

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Something I Thought I Ought To Share Amongst Friends & Acquaintances !

Something I Thought I Ought To Share Amongst Friends & Acquaintances !


If this doesn’t put the wind behind your sail and get your boy to stand to attention then you’ve either got a problem or somehow feeling sexually inadequate. Here for your distinct pleasure and edification are “Shay The UK Bombshell” amongst a bevvy of beauties that I hope you’ll like ?

You’ll be able to view these beauties via the slide-show as well through the customary picture gallery. So without further ado let’s get the ball rolling , what do you say ?

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Hump Day Wednesday Let’s Have Some Fun With A Caption Contest ……………… !

Hump Day Wednesday Let’s Have Some Fun With A Caption Contest ……………… !

Well it’s Wednesday and it’s hump day but two days left ’til the weekend. It’s safe to say this juncture that two of the four playoffs series in the conference semi-finals of the NBA are all but over ! Pardon me for say this but the level of resistance being put up by the Atlanta Hawks against the Orlando Magic is somewhat reminiscent of some of the females I’ve known in my youth. Often known as the girls who’d be willing to do absolutely anything just to please a guy. It appears that it’s the same way with the Hawks ! I’m not saying that they’ve given up but they (Hawks) make the French military seem like venerable heroes ! The Orlando Magic are “puttin’ a can of whup a_s” on this Mike Woodson coached Hawks’ team ! Sportschump please accept my profound apologies but sir, you are absolutely right this Hawks’ team are about as scary as being confronted by Ricky Martin in a biker bar filled with heterosexuals males . The bikers in the bar mightn’t feel all that comfortable and are probably wanting to kick Ricky’s a_s. But given the fact that Ricky may well be into sado-masochism , I’m not so sure that he might not be entertained by the idea of having his a_s beaten to a pulp by some male bikers.

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Jameer Nelson of the Orlando Magic goes for the layup in the Eastern Conference semi-final game played against the Atlanta Hawks. NBAE/ Getty Images/ Fernando Medina .........

The way that the Hawks are now playing I expect Stan Van Gundy and the Magic to lay waste to Phillips Arena and close out the series with surgical precision. The Hawks might just be the worse #3 seeds ever to be represented in the Eastern Conference of the NBA Playoffs ! Game 1 and the 114-71 rout of the Hawks signifies that the Magic are in the driver’s seat for the remainder of this series .

Personally I’ve to empathize with the Utah Jazz‘s Jerry Sloan . One of the nicest guys ever to have graced the game. But unfortunately for him he is coaching in the era of Jordan , Phil Jackson , Kobe Bryant and Gregg Popovich . And because of that quartet it is unlikely that he’ll ever win an NBA title as a coach.

<font face="andalus" size="3">  Head Coach Jerry Sloan of the Utah Jazz fields questions from the media following his team's loss to the Los Angeles Lakers in Game Two of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2010 NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on May 4, 2010 in Los Angeles, California.  NBAE Getty Images _  Andrew  D  Bernstein   </font>
Head Coach Jerry Sloan of the Utah Jazz fields questions from the media following his team's loss to the Los Angeles Lakers in Game Two of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2010 NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on May 4, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. NBAE Getty Images _ Andrew D Bernstein

For the third consecutive season Sloan’s Jazz have had to face the Los Angeles Lakers in the postseason. And no matter how you try to spin it the outcome becomes inevitably the same . It’s as if it’s deja-vu repeatedly for the Jazz. For Jazz point guard Deron Williams , he may well have felt that he didn’t sign on for this but it may well be for the moment the best that he can expect for the time being.If Kobe Bryant is on the opposing end of the court, then for now it’s Kobe’s world , Williams and his teammates are merely guests at the dining table. But unfortunately for them , they are not only the entree but they’re also the main course and dessert at the end of the meal. Whoop , there it is !

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Kobe Bryant (24) of the Los Angeles Lakers shoots against Deron Williams (8 )of the Utah Jazz in Game Two of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2010 NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on May 4, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. NBAE Getty Images/ Noah Graham

The Utah Jazz are already down 0-2 in this series and after last night’s 111-103 loss to their Western Conference rivals. I think we’re now getting the distinct feeling that there’s not much that can derail the Lakers’ freight train as they “march inevitably on” to the NBA Finals. The victors of the Phoenix Suns and San Antonio Spurs series are the only ones who now stand in the Lakers’ way as the conference representative in the championship game . Make of it what you will but please do enjoy.

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Meet Some of My Newest Friends From ’round The Way …………….

Meet Some of My Newest Friends From ’round The Way …………….

Well guys now that the Duke Blue Devils have done their thing in winning a fourth national men’s NCAA title in defeating Butler 61-59 . We can applaud them and coach Mike Krzyzewski on a job well done ! Now let’s get down to brass tacks ? Here are just a few of my latest friends courtesy of a certain renowned men’s magazine commonly subscribed to by many African American males . King Magazine is the publication in question and its content of luscious females goes unmatched even surpassing I’d say, the “swimsuit issue” of Sports Illustrated to my mind ! So without further ado enjoy the content matter . And by all means do chime in with a comment as each and every one is more than welcomed !

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Might I Have The Pleasure of Introducing You To Esther Baxter ? Yes If You Must ….. Well I Must ! I Must !

Might I Have The Pleasure of Introducing You To Esther Baxter ? Yes If You Must ….. Well I Must ! I Must !

Well guys if like me you love the finer things in life, as in the female form ? Then might I be allowed to introduce you to model, video vixen and aspiring actress Esther Baxter ? This little African American citizen and she-minx has appeared in a wide variety of r&b and rap videos, as well appearing in the print media, in such prominent magazines as FHM and KING. Though primarily known amongst the African American demographics and that particular consumer market. Baxter is now spreading her wings , so to speak, in order to reach a wider cross section of the consumer market. And why not ? When one consider her talents , as can be evidenced in these gallery of photos and videos.

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And with those 34″ DD accoutremtents it’s easy to understand why Esther is so ‘in demand’ .

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And here’s Esther again the Usher video ‘ Seduction’.

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Esther discussing her career thus far.

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<strong>  And  oh  guys, Esther  is  still  single .  <em> Nice  !  </strong></em>
And oh guys, Esther is still single . Nice !

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Battle of the video vixens. Esther Baxter vs Melyssa Ford .

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Tall of glass of water that even I'd like to drink from !
Tall of glass of water that even I'd like to drink from ! Esther Baxter

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Nothing  wrong  in  being  patriotic  !  Esther  shows her  allegiance  to  the  flag.
Nothing wrong in being patriotic ! Esther shows her allegiance to the flag.

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Showing  us that  even  she  likes  what  she  sees  and   how  good she  looks.
Showing us that even she likes what she sees and how good she looks.

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Esther  the <strong><em> ' Nubian   Princess'  </strong></em>
Esther the ' Nubian Princess'

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Even in  the  water  on a  surf-board  she   looks good   !
Even in the water on a surf-board she looks good !

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<strong><em>Mirror  on  the   wall  who's  the   'fairest  Nubian   Queen ' </em>of  them  all   ?   Why  of  course  Esther  it's  you  !  </strong>
Mirror on the wall who's the 'fairest Nubian Queen ' of them all ? Why of course Esther it's you !

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Make your choice between Esther Baxter and Brittany Daily.

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Well guys there you have it just a mere slice of heaven and paradise all rolled up in that wonderful package I’ve introduced to you in Esther Baxter. I trust that you’ve enjoyed the visual content herein ? And at a later date I’ll introduce to other such wondrous features. Next on tap will be the aforementioned Brittany Daily ,along with Melyssa Ford. That’s two for the price of one. Who says ‘tophatal’ doesn’t look after his patrons ? So bye for now and don’t forget to chime on in with a comment.

Alan Parkins aka tophatal ……………..

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De La Soul ‘Me Myself And I’ ………… Does anyone remember how ‘hype’ the 80’s were ?

Boat Trip ……….. A Dud of A Movie But Seeing Rosalyn Sanchez Gave Me A New Found Respect For Her As An Actress …….. And Then Some !

Boat Trip ……….. A Dud of A Movie But Seeing Rosalyn Sanchez Gave Me A New Found Respect For Her As An Actress …….. And Then Some !

Though she might be considered to be among the second or third tier of ‘Hot Latina’ actresses behind the likes of Salma Hayek , Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega . Rosalyn Sanchez if nothing else, has proven to be resilient. Though more widely known for her recurring role as an FBI agent, Elena Delgado, on the ‘CBS’ hit drama ‘Without A Trace’ .

The  <strong>  delectable <em>  and   always  delightful </em>  Roselyn   Sanchez</strong> . Who  could  ask for  anything  more  ?
The delectable and always delightful Roselyn Sanchez . Who could ask for anything more ?

Though she’s had her fair share of tv roles and a number of films to her credit, amongst which was the blockbuster Jackie Chan , Chris Tucker sequel ‘Rush Hour 2’ , in which she co-starred alongside the two comedic action stars. She was also in the depressingly ‘unfunny comedic’ vehicle for Mariah Carey’s ‘cougar husband’ Nick Cannon . Anyone who might have had the stomach to witness ‘Underclassman’ must now be completely devoid of all of their faculties. But having recently had some spare time on my hands and with the Netflix subscription found to be wanting. I thought better of it and requested the movie ‘Boat Trip . In which she co-starred alongside Oscar winner , Cuba Gooding Jr , in this somewhat rather mundane comedy. That asides, there is one scene that will have all testosterone driven males yearning to have Sanchez reproduce the scene , in which she suggestively performs fellatio on a banana. That scene alone was worth watching, the no more than four minutes therein , that just wets your appetite for something more lascivious to be forthcoming from the actress.

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Here you see Rosalyn Sanchez perform her now famous “banana scene” from the movie ‘Boat Trip’. Sit back and enjoy , as you’ll have a new found reverence for Rosalyn Sanchez one way or another. Make of it what you will.

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And just to make you feel even better here are some pics of the delectable Rosalyn Sanchez. Hopefully you’ll find the content matter to your liking ?

Alan Parkins aka tophatal ………… 🙂

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<strong>  Roselyn  Sanchez </strong>  all  wet  and  wild ......
Roselyn Sanchez all wet and wild ......

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<strong>  Wet  that's  how  I  for  one   would  like to see  Roselyn  Sanchez  !  </strong>  Is  there really  any  other  way   to  view  her  ?
Wet that's how I for one would like to see Roselyn Sanchez ! Is there really any other way to view her ?

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Stills  from  that  now  <strong><em>'infamous  scene' </strong</em> from  the  movie <strong> ' Boat  Trip'</strong> .    Who wouldn't want  to  be  that  banana  for  at  least a   couple  of   minutes  ?
Stills from that now 'infamous scene' from the movie ' Boat Trip' . Who wouldn't want to be that banana for at least a couple of minutes ?

Titillation ……. Ain’t Nothing Wrong With That At All ! … The NFL Does It ..

Titillation ……. Ain’t Nothing Wrong With That At All ! … The NFL Does It

Well ever since my weary a_s departed from Foxsports.com’s blogsite. I have to admit, I’ve received a new found burst of energy, that has made me all the more analytical and discerning when it come to not only my writing but also the succinct commentary that I try to offer up on contributor’s website. Granted, at times the contributor and I may well have a differing opinion on a subject matter. But I feel that it’s imperative not to offend but merely offer up a comment offering the reasons why I might disagree with an a opinion or quite possibly a ‘misquoted’ fact. I think that we can all agree, that’s the appropriate etiquette to be shown between a commentator and someone who as a reader patronizes a blogger’s website ? It’s far better than behaving like an infantile child and resorting to < ‘name calling’ or stating that you don’t want to be entertained or return to someone’s site. That sort of behavior smacks of sheer stupidity and immaturity to my mind and ought to be treated as such ! But I digress, as that’s not what this piece is meant to be about.

Here's something  that I'd like to  stick  a <strong> 'certain  appendage' </strong>  into   .  It's a  nice  looking<strong>   'hot  chick'</strong>  wearing  a  South  Beach  t-shirt .
Here's something that I'd like to stick a 'certain appendage' into . It's a nice looking 'hot chick' wearing a South Beach t-shirt .

My venerable acquaintances , chappy 81 of doin-work.com and sportschump of the similarly named site that bears his name, sportschump.net obviously share a taste in fine wine and no doubt the love of a good woman. Ain’t nothin’ wrong in that, is there ? And as we are about to proceed into the dark days of ‘Spring’, as far as I’m concerned. Wherein, the NFL regular season has ended and all we’re now left with, is that of the NFL Pro Bowl game and Superbowl XLIV to be played between NFC representative, the New Orleans Saints and their AFC opponents , the Indianapolis Colts. As I’ve previously stated to my buddies, chappy 81 and sportschump , the thought of ‘Brett Favre’ envisioned Superbowl would’ve created the worse case scenario as far as I was concerned, with regard to the ‘NFL’s showcase event’ !

Mansion Night Club on South Beach is a happening place and you’ll definitely find yourself ‘a bevy of hot beauties’ there , for sure !

Well the Pro Bowl to be played this weekend at the Sun Life Stadium, Miami, South Florida – home to the Miami Dolphins. Let’s just say that the fans there will be getting ‘two for the price of one’ in consecutive weeks. Well, at least it appears to be that way on the part of the NFL hierarchy. With interest waning in the Pro Bowl and the fact that its customary stage is that of Honolulu ,Hawaii . League Commissioner, Roger Goodell , really needed to do something that would provide the event with a jolt and some new found interest from the fans. His idea and that of the NFL owners, was to stage the game in the preceding week of the Superbowl and at the same venue. The economic impact to the South Florida region and in particular to the city of Miami will run into the hundreds of millions of dollars over the next two weeks. Is it any wonder what City of Miami Mayor Tomas P. Regalado is licking his lips like a rabid dog ? With the blight that has taken hold of the city, some much needed PR is here to offset many the city’s problems. And with Miami Dade County Mayor, Carlos Alvarez not wanting to be left out of the festivities and the spotlight. The whole event will be used as one big ‘PR event’ to espouse the virtues of the city of Miami and Miami Dade County , as not only as a center of finance , commerce and a gateway to Latin America. But also the event will be used as a ‘marketing tool’ to ‘sell the city’ and the surrounding areas as somewhere one can live , work and raise a family.

 <strong> Ain't  nothing  wrong  with    these  babes   !   Nothing  wrong  at  all   ! </strong>  Can I  get  at least  three amen's  on   that  ?
Yowzah ! Yowzah , yowzah , yowzah ! Ain't nothing wrong with these babes ! Nothing wrong at all ! Can I get at least three amen's on that ?

Hot women abound in South Florida and especially on South Beach , where they are replete in ‘various ethnicities’. It’s enough to make a grown man think that he’s died and gone to heaven. And for those who shall we say, who choose the ‘alternative life style’ ? Well, there’s something there for you as well. It’s an equal opportunity den of debauchery and whatever else might take your flight of fancy.

She may well have nothing to do with Miami and the Superbowl . But there’s a reason why both sportschump and I love Denise Milani. Who could miss those ‘very ample assets’ of hers ?.

Now I’m not about to make a prognostication as to how I see the big game going. But all I know, is that these are by far the two best teams in the NFL, regular season wise and in the post-season as well. They’re proven it with their consistency and be damned about them not going unbeaten during the regular season. That’s for the likes of idiots such as former Dolphins’ player Mercury Morris, as it gives him something to hang his hat on , from the unbeaten ’72 Superbowl winning Miami Dolphins’ team. The question one ought to be asking Morris ‘……is what the hell have the Dolphins done since then’ ? Much like a geriatric with early stages of Alzheimer’s disease , the Miami Dolphins can’t win a game , much less a Superbowl , since those halcyon days under their former coach, Don Shula. And they’ve forgotten how to, as that can borne out by this past season and their less than stellar mark of 7-9 within the AFC East. Wherein , they finished third, behind the division winning New England Patriots and the New York Jets. Well the state of Florida has always been about their ‘fair weather fans, rather than supporting their home-state teams earnestly . One minute the support is there , the next there’s deafening silence and you’d have thought you were in a confessional box because of the deafening silence that can be found from the none appearance and complete lack of vociferousness of the fans showing support for the local teams. That’s how bad it can get and still does to this day ! Just check out the fans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tampa Bay Lightning, Tampa Bay Rays, Jacksonville Jaguars, Florida Panthers and to a lesser extent the Florida Marlins. Albeit , that the Marlins will be soon seated in a state of the art facility within two years. The caveat as it concerns myself , is that ‘I am a die-hard Marlins’ fan “through and through” !. My support for the team has never once wavered and I’m as critical of them in the good times and the bad.


Whatever   the Czech  born  Milani  wants    ,  she  can  have  !  I  ain't  too   proud   to  beg    !   No sir,  not at  all.
Whatever the Czech born Milani wants , she can have ! I ain't too proud to beg ! No sir, not at all.

The most discerning of football fans nowadays, has to be enticed by the NFL in large part to attend a game. One can stay in the comfort of one’s own home and watch a game or a plethora of games if you either attend of local sports bar or you indeed subscribe to the NFL Networks’ ‘Season Pass’ or Direct Tv’s Sunday Ticket, their own enhanced service of the NFL. One thing that you can rest assure of, is that the enticement is no less different from that of a scantly clad female walking into crowded filled with testosterone driven heterosexual males. The result will always be the same , our eyes will be agape, as we look lasciviously at that scantly clad female. I most certainly wouldn’t want it any other way !


<strong> You  cannot  try  and   take  your  eyes  off those  wonderful   round  voluptuous   breast  of   hers</strong>.   It   just make  you  want   to  do  something   either  with   them  and  then   to   her .
You cannot try and take your eyes off those wonderful round voluptuous breast of hers. It just make you want to do something either with them and then to her .

The NFL knows when it’s on to a good thing , so it can ill afford to lose the goodwill of the fans and its corporate patrons. But with there being talks a labor dispute and threat of lockout between the NFLPA (Players’ Union) and the NFL. Well it suggest that the possible confrontation between the two parties isn’t at all far off, at hand. he game is still being sold to us religiously nd we the fans devour every morsel that is thrown our way , ravenously. Now imagine the possibility of there being no NFL games for a prolonged period of six months or more ? What are we as the fans expected to do ? It’s obvious that the likes of Goodell and his union counterpart ,NFLPA Executive Director, DeMaurice Smith, haven’t exactly thought this all through. As they seemingly continue to lock horns with neither party prepared to give ground as the contest the veracity of each side’s claim of the collective bargaining agreement and as to the spoils that awaits the winner.

Show us what  you're  working  with  Denise  ,  please  ?
Show us what you're working with Denise , please ?

The loser in all of this tends to be the fans exactly 100 % of the time as both parties aren’t overly concerned as to what we want or think. It has more to do with what they want, what they think and how best to go about it , even when it is the consumer who in the ends up paying the cost of their sheer greed and downright stupidity. All the while , we’re still being titillated by their ongoing sales’ pitch. Nothing wrong in that , just as long as we’re not the ones in the end who end up paying . But alas, that scenario is not about to change. So keep on just being titillated by the NFL . But remember being titillated by a female can be far more pleasing at half the cost of an NFL game. What do you think ?

Mystikal gives to you , upside your head . ‘Shake Ya Ass’ . Do you think that Denise Milani can shake her a_s and show us what she’s indeed working with ?

Katie’s Gorgeous Lumps & Bumps …. ! And One Or Two Of Her Friends ………….

Well, guys I thought I’d take the opportunity to introduce to you a British import, to your very shores. It’s pinup model , actress and reality star Katie Price ‘aka’ “Jordan”. This rather voluptuous young thing would rather be known for obvious her talents. Unlike that however , of ‘Posh Spice’ , known to you as Victoria Beckham, the wife of British soccer star, David Beckham.

Katie  Price the  voluptuous one  .  Somehow  I don't  think  that she's missing  anything .  Do you  think  so ?
Katie Price the voluptuous one . Somehow I don't think that she's missing anything . Do you think so ?

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Never let it be said that she doesn’t know how to please even the most discerning of her male fans for one moment. She knows what she’s got and how to flaunt it all. Wouldn’t you agree ?

That's  'two  thumbs  up' from  Katie aka 'Jordan'.  For which I totally  concur with  her actions  as they're worth  the two  thumbs   up  !
That's 'two thumbs up' from Katie aka 'Jordan'. For which I totally concur with her actions as they're worth the two thumbs up !

I trust that you’ve got a tight grip on something at least ? If not then I’m sorry !

Katie  has everything  so  delicately  covered  and why not ?
Katie has everything so delicately covered and why not ?

And who’s Katie’s friend you might be asking ? Well, it’s Antipodean , Holly Valance, from New Zealand. This nubile young thing, is an actress , singer and former star on the ‘soaps’ in her native country. But now Valance calls ‘home’ , where she primarily resides, as-Australia.And much like another major star from Australia, in the guise of Kylie Minogue. Holly is hoping to take the US by storm, as she’s already got a sizable following in the UK, across Europe and the Pacific basin.

So would you like to see some more of Katie before we move on to Holly ? Was that an emphatic yes , I hear ? Well, without much further ado, here’s the delectable Katie aka ‘Jordan’.

Nothing like a sexy looking  female  dressed in  black  sexy  underwear  to get the  'boner'  all  throbbing  and  ready  to  explode.
Nothing like a sexy looking female dressed in black sexy underwear to get the 'boner' all throbbing and ready to explode.

My. oh my, Katie, what ‘big headlights’ you’ve got ? All the more to make your most discerning male fans all the more happy.

More is  most certainly not necessarily less, as it's  all good !
More is most certainly not necessarily less, as it's all good !

Don’t worry , I assure you that Holly will be along soon.

No matter what the ever changing appearance of 'Jordan' always seems to  look  good
No matter what the ever changing appearance of 'Jordan' always seems to look good

Never, I repeat never, look a gift horse in the mouth. As you may well be aware the people of ‘Troy’ suffered that devastating loss to the Greeks. And what Katie is offering oughtn’t to be refused .

OK, so here’s Holly. Read ’em and weep , read ’em and weep.

Looking  good in the neighborhood , Holly  !
Looking good in the neighborhood , Holly !

Life is a wonderful thing isn’t it ? All one has to do, is to appreciate it and be true to one’s self, that’s all.

Here she performs one of her ‘hits’ ‘Tuck Your Shirt In’. And yes, I might just do that, in order to appreciate what she’s saying. Either that or I’ll leave it out.

Oh my Lord , what am  I to  do at this  juncture ? Oh yes Holly, I can  really  appreciate how  hot  it  is  !
Oh my Lord , what am I to do at this juncture ? Oh yes Holly, I can really appreciate how hot it is !

Splish, splash and here she’s taking a nice long hose shower. Nothing wrong with that , is there ?

High heels and aiming  to  please , that's   our  Holly, alright.
High heels and aiming to please, that's our Holly, alright.

High heels and aiming to please, that’s our Holly, alright.

Poolside with Holly, somehow I think that there's a lesson to be learned here.  What do you think ?  copyrighted material  Image Corbis / Marc Baptiste @ All rights reserved
Poolside with Holly, somehow I think that there's a lesson to be learned here. What do you think ? copyrighted material Image Corbis / Marc Baptiste @ All rights reserved

Poolside with Holly, somehow I think that there’s a lesson to be learned here. What do you think ?

She just  simply  looks  good  doesn't she ?
She just simply looks good doesn't she ?

She simply just looks good doesn’t she ? That’s the little Antipodean minx, Holly Valance.

Nothing can now be left to the imagination  after witnessing this  shot, wouldn't  you say ?
Nothing can now be left to the imagination after witnessing this shot, wouldn't you say ?

Nothing now can be left to the imagination when looking at this particular shot, wouldn’t you say ?

Now that’s not all folks, as I’ve one other beauty that I’d like to add to this collection. And that’s not all, as I’m about to add one last name to this list of beautiful women. And that’s, Stacey Dash, of ‘Clueless’ fame. A movie, in which she co-starred alongside, Alicia Silverstone.


My buddy,Chris, who some of you may, or may not know but who has a terrific blog site by the name of sportschump.net . Well, he and I have always opined upon the beauty of Dash . And it’s my belief that she’s comparable to the likes of Halle Berry and Sanaa Lathan ! Let me know what you think ?

The as always,  delectable  Stacey Dash !
The as always, delectable Stacey Dash !

The as always, delectable Stacey Dash !

Life has never looked   this good  at forty .
Life has never looked this good at forty.


She’s just simply one of the best looking forty year old’s out there at present. If anything she looks a great deal better than females half her age and then some !

No bedtime  for Bonzo , here !  Stacey  wants a real  man.
No bedtime for Bonzo, here ! Stacey wants a real man.

No bedtime for Bonzo, here ! Stacey wants a real man.

There will always  be a  'touch  of class' concerning  Stacey Dash  in  more ways  than  one.
There will always be a 'touch of class' concerning Stacey Dash in more ways than one.

Bedtime might just be the right time and that time is Stacey’s to do with, as she pleases.

Yeah she's got back and she can shake it from side to side, as well.

Yeah she’s got back and she can shake it from side to side, as well.

This might be the only time I’d be prepared to listen to Michael Jackson , as a song of his actually plays, considering the content matter, herein !

Well, alas my friends as it’s time for me to go. Hopefully you’ll part-take of this menage’ and by all means do leave comment. Be it good, bad or indifferent , as all points of view are welcomed. So take care just keep on, keepin’ on. Afterall, this is just the blogo-sphere and we just happen to be living the good life within it. Well, at least I’d to think we are ! How ’bout you ?

Nicole Coco Austin And Her Friends Asks What Are Your Deepest Desires ?

My deepest , darkest fears or desires ? Well to number and name them would take a great deal of time. And as they say …… ” time is always of the essence to begin with”.

Nicole  'Coco'  Austin    wife   and   model.     Austin  is  the  wife   of rapper and  actor    Ice T  .
Nicole 'Coco' Austin wife and model. Austin is the wife of rapper and actor Ice T .

Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin asks what are your deepest desires ? And what are the things that most frighten you ?

Austin  makes   even  this   luxury   vehicle   seem  oblivious   as   she   shows   off   her   wiles.
Austin makes even this luxury vehicle seem oblivious as she shows off her wiles.

Are these the rims that you’re normally use to seeing ? Or would you prefer to see something a little more daring ?

Nicole  'Coco'  Austin  .   Cool   your  jets  boys    as there's  more  of  this  down  the  line.
Nicole 'Coco' Austin . Cool your jets boys as there's more of this down the line.

There was a time when I felt voluptuous women were somewhat over-rated ! But then I saw Coco and hear her speak so succinctly as to what she wants from life. And it’s not at all bad. But it’s all a matter of priorities and how one goes about achieving those goals. She went about achieving those goals without any pretensions whatsoever.

That's   mama   show   off  what  the  Lord   gave   ya'  .....ain't   nobody   scared .  Absolutely   no  one  whatsoever.
That's mama show off what the Lord gave ya' .....ain't nobody scared . Absolutely no one whatsoever.

That’s it mama …..show off what the Lord gave ya’ ! Ain’t nobody gonna be scared .. absolutely no one. Ya feelin’ me ?

A montage of covers featuring Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin.

Coco  is   giving me the  bends and  a   stiffy  and   I  like  it !

Coco is giving me the bends and a stiffy and I like it ! Yes I do , I like it very much !

My deepest and darkest fear is in fact … death and the shape it takes and when it will comes to my own mortality- having been on the field of battle and seeing it up close and personal . It wasn’t something that initially I welcomed , even if it was in the service of my country. Death is something that many of us in the end will have to acquaint ourselves with. But it’s better if we can dictate the circumstances surrounding that very event itself.

Nicole  'Coco'  Austin   all  dressed  in black

Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin all dressed in black .

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My deepest desire would be that were I to die then it’d be in the arms of someone whom I loved. That’s me and just me !

Alan Parkins aka tophatal ……………….